30 November 2007

the real ending to the Wizard of Oz.


Don't tell Dorothy

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I thought I would have to stay late at work (on a Friday), but thankfully our briefing requirements have been put back a week.

Destiny came around tonight for dinner. I made baked Kingfish, served with broccolini and a Thai flavoured salad.

29 November 2007

snake sister

I liked this story from the UK Telegraph

Boy's best friend is a 4.8-metre-long python

By Sally Peck
Last Updated: 2:40am GMT 29/11/2007

While many children might wish to curl up with a dog or cat, a young Cambodian boy prefers to spend his time with a 4.8-metre-long python.

In the village of Sit Tbow, 50 kilometres east of Phnom Penh, Sambath Uon, seven, reportedly refuses to go to sleep without the company of his pet, Chamreun, or Lucky, in Khmer.

Sambath Uon and Lucky
Telegraph TV: Sambath and his pet are the same age

The snake slithered into town in 2000, when Sambath was just a few months old.

While the boy's father tried to return the snake to the forest three times, the Burmese python loyally returned to her young master and has earned the acceptance of villagers, who think she brings good fortune.

Sambat and Lucky

Young Sambath said of his faithful companion: "I love the python like my sister."

The affection appears to be mutual, despite the fact that pythons are typically afraid of people and avoid humans if at all possible.

One of the world's largest snakes, the Burmese python, which is found throughout Southeast Asia, can grow up to 8 metres long and weigh up to 180 kg. Females like Lucky are typically longer than males.

While its attractive skin patterns and colours have made the Burmese python popular with the fashion industry and reptile keepers, they make unpredictable pets.

The python's seemingly docile nature conceals the snake's true power; Lucky would be capable of inflicting fierce bites or easily killing a human by constriction.

And another nice photo from UK Metro

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/sambathuonBM_450x470.jpg

I want a pet snake!!!!

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Work is hotting up with all the work required for the incoming government.

Emily is visiting tonight. I made a roast pork belly (marinated in a lemongrass/soy) and blanched broccolini and asparagus.

random footy pic


Cheynee Stiller, round 6 (2007) at the Gabba (versus Fremantle)

28 November 2007

royalty etiquette

Just in case...

From Martin Higgins, former butler at Buckingham Palace
The cardinal rule with British royals: Don’t speak unless spoken to. “An absolute no-no,” Higgins says. The first time you meet a royal on any given day, use the highest applicable official address: “Your Majesty” for the queen; “Your Royal Highness” for a prince. For a complete listing of royal and noble titles, consult Burke’s Peerage or DeBrett’s Peerage. The rest of the day, use “sir” or “ma’am” (which rhymes with ham, not hum). Women should curtsy; men can nod their heads. Royals proffer their hands first, and handshakes should be short and not too hard. Avoid turning your back on the queen unless it can’t be helped, as when you’re being introduced in a group setting or if you’re at one of the royals’ large garden parties.

At a meal, the head royal begins to eat first unless there’s a visiting sovereign, which has led to some amusing confusion when the king of Country X waits for the queen to start while she’s waiting for him. Take a bit of each dish, and don’t ask for anything; what you see is what you get. When the head royal is done with her course, you’re done too. If you drop something, pretend nothing happened; servants will discreetly tend to it.
Now that I know, I should expect an invitation to dine at Buckingham Palace.

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Happy Wednesday.

Tonight watched episodes 7-10 from the box set of season six of Smallville. Lex Luthor is not a nice person.

27 November 2007

the Flying Spaghetti Monster



The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. The deity was on the agenda for discussion at the annual meeting of the American Academy of Religion in San Diego.

From the San Diego Union-Tribune (24 November 2007)

But as scholars can testify, what gives meaning to some is an anathema to others. Just ask the four young graduate students who gave a presentation at the American Academy of Religion on the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster grew out of a backlash against biblical creationists in Kansas who wanted intelligent design taught in public schools as an alternative to evolution. The movement's founder dashed off a letter to the state school board demanding his theory also be taught: that the world was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Fueled by the Internet, the craze became a pop culture hit. Its followers are known as “Pastafarians.” Its icon is a spoof of Michelangelo's “Creation” portrait, with Adam reaching out to touch a noodle.

Spoof? Why is this faith any less valid than any of the others?

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I mowed the rest of the lawn after I returned home from work today.

26 November 2007

there is only one Dweezil

Dweezil Zappa, son of the late Frank Zappa and brother of Moon (Unit), Ahmet and Diva is in Australia at the moment for a series of concerts called Zappa plays Zappa.



I don't know why a name like Dweezil isn't more popular.

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I was going to mow the rest of the lawn (overgrown chest high weeds) when I got home from work today, but it started raining.

25 November 2007

zombies are coming

The Establishment

ZombiesAreComing.com is an online organization, established in 2007, for the purpose of promoting zombie awareness and preparation for the coming tides of darkness.

While outbreaks have been limited in the past to controllable levels, this trend is changing, and we must be proactive in defense of our homeland. Those in power have been able to contain and downplay any and all outbreaks, despite underground movements to inform the general public of pending danger. This site will help you take matters into your own hands and regain your options for self-defense against any ghoulish outbreak. Here, you are free to discuss with other survivalists about tactics, equipment, weapons, buildings, and any other methods to prepare for the days that the dead walk the face of the earth.

We have to take matters into our own hands, folks. It is us or them. This is our time to be prepared. This is our time to live.

Zombies Are Coming Promotion

Don't say you weren't warned!

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Today I watched episodes 8-13 of the second season of Kyle XY online. It took up a lot of the day, but it was entertaining.

I also mowed half the lawn (chest high over-grown weeds) in the backyard. I will do the rest on Tuesday evening.

24 November 2007

the future

Tonight we have a new (federal) government and a new prime minister (after he is sworn in) - Kevin Rudd.



The future looks bright. The office will be very busy on Monday, with the change in government.

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Today has been fun. I walked over to Tim and Toni's house and we all walked to the local primary (elementary) school to vote in the federal elections.

I also managed to watch episodes 4 to 7 of the second season of Kyle XY online, walk to the supermarket for supplies, have an afternoon nap, and hosted Mary and her sister Sue for dinner (asparagus risotto - Mary brought over a duck salad) during which we followed the election coverage on television.

23 November 2007

Pachelbel rant

This is a funny rant from Rob Paravonian about Pachelbel's Canon in D major.



It is not the only classical recording that is over-played - Vivaldi's Four Seasons, Beethoven's Fifth Symphony and Nessun Dorma from Puccini's opera Turandot are others that can be annoying.

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I fell asleep after I returned home from work. It has been a busy week at work.

Tonight, I watched Tarzan and the Lost City and some of the sixth season of Smallville. The Australian commercial network which broadcasts Smallville keeps on interrupting its schedule and pulling it off unannounced. In the end, I bought the season six set from Amazon.com.

22 November 2007

video piracy warnings... it's a crime





Surely a person who has bought a legitimate copy of a DVD is unlikely to also download illegally.

Also check out the B-Squad version of the piracy warning below.


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Today was quite a busy day at work.

Emily came around for dinner tonight. I made chicken green curry. We also watched Ghost Whisperer on tv (double episode).

21 November 2007

remembering television theme music

I stumbled on a database website that has thousands of theme music from television shows.

There are all the versions of Doctor Who, lots of oldies like Dallas, Dynasty, Family Ties, Hill Street Blues etc

I was particularly impressed that it had Man About the House and the original Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.

Check out - www.televisiontunes.com

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Some days, the whole day at work is taken up with meetings.

20 November 2007

where things are made

Gap

Whether designer or cheap (read Wal-Mart), it is always worth bearing in mind before buying something, where it was manufactured and by whom.

Spoof ad from Adbusters.

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It was quite warm today. We are on the road to another long hot summer.

19 November 2007

caviar

I've only eaten Sevruga caviar a few times in the past. One of those times, the caviar had not been stored properly or was stored too long and the salt had crystalised.

I think it tastes best plain and unadulterated, not with any condiments or as a condiment, and using a spoon.


See Goldarths Review - fact file on caviar

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Supernatural isn't the only good show on television on Monday nights. Shameless (produced by British Channel 4) is also good for a laugh.

Debbie Gallagher
Debbie goes out with her new neighbour Luke (but her dad visits the parents who are strict Christians and tells them that his virgin daughter is a 'slapper')

Mickey Maguire makes a move on Ian
Mickey Maguire makes a move on Ian (you don't want to know)

18 November 2007

the artery clogging sound track

From UK Guardian music blog

The KFC Hitmaker: Knowing Foul Cynicism

KFC is 'giving back' to its consumer fanbase by releasing an album. This is more than a gimmicky publicity stunt - it's downright dangerous

James Donaghy

November 16, 2007 4:00 PM

KFC
A Pizza Hut! A Pizza Hut! Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut! Photograph: Getty

We know how KFC likes to take the definition of soul food literally. Marlena Shaw wasn't complaining about the royalty cheque when they adopted California Soul in one of their adverts and they have aggressively targeted the black community in their recent campaigns. Their latest scheme should give everyone pause for thought, though.

They have released an album, available for download here, that's a compilation of the best entrants from their Pride 360° competition, a scheme they ran in the summer to unearth musical talent as part of Black Music Month.

Intriguingly, the aspiring urban artists were instructed to record a song creatively incorporating the words "individual", "family", "community", "heritage" with KFC, the winner getting a recording opportunity and some publicity. Hip-hop blogger Byron Crawford comments on the irony of an album featuring "nothing but black people singing about fried chicken". He's got a point.

And it's got to be said that no matter what the winner D Mawl (who hails from Kentucky) does with the rest of his career he will forever be known as The Fried Chicken Guy. While it's a nice idea for KFC to throw a half-gnawed bone back to its black customer base, it's difficult see the exercise as anything other than a gimmicky publicity stunt, and I hope this doesn't set a precedent. Commercial sponsorship of the arts is inevitable - but there have got to be limits. And KFC don't got none.

Robert Cialdini, in his book Influence, identifies association as one of the most powerful and successful principles in advertising and compliance. Weaving those positive concepts ("individual", "family", "community", "heritage") with KFC is an act of breathtaking cynicism and you've almost got to admire the brass balls it takes to pull it off, all the while posing as a benefactor.

So apart from offering patronage to a crappy rapper who's sold out before he's even got a contract, what exactly is KFC promoting in the black community? The high fat, high cholesterol, high sodium KFC diet, of course.

Ebony magazine calls heart disease "the ultimate destroyer in the black community, killing more people than Aids and cancer combined". The American Heart Association concurs.

Hypertension, obesity, clogged arteries and an hour-long commercial masquerading as talent scouting is KFC's legacy to black America. You don't have to be Chuck D to ask "how low can you go?"

And all the tracks are free.



Yeah right. A free gift from KFC - songs about KFC. Just give away free chicken.

It's a good article by the Guardian and the links provided are theirs too.

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Today, I cleaned the rest of the house including the bathroom. Aside from that, I did nothing.

17 November 2007

Krzywy Domek (Crooked House)

This building is located in the town of Sopot in Poland (near Gdańsk) by the Baltic Sea. It was designed by architectural firm Szotynscy & Zaleski who were inspired by Polish fairytale illustrator Jan Marcin Szancer and Swedish artist Per Dahlberg.



From the Krzywy Domek website
Historia Krzywego Domku

W sercu Trójmiasta tuż przy uroczym sopockim deptaku Monte Cassino znajduje się Krzywy Domek- najbardziej nietypowa nieruchomość w Polsce. Taka, której pozazdrościć nam może niejedno miasto. To tu mieszczą się restauracje, kafejki, sklepy i biura, wszystko wygląda jak z bajki. Inspiracją stały się rysunki Pera Dahlberga.


The building is actually bigger than it looks from the street frontage and is on four levels, with shops, cafes, bars, restaurants and offices.







Salvador Dali would have loved it.

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I didn't do much today except walk to the shops for supplies.

Kim came over tonight for dinner which was baked marinated lamb chops with baked Kipfler potatoes and blanched broccolini.

This time of the year is great for seasonal produce like mangoes (from northern Australia) and more locally grown stone fruit like apricots and nectarines. And it is asparagus season.

16 November 2007

would Homer Simpson eat this?


(photo source - the a.v. club)

Pork Brains - 5-ounce can with nine grams of carbs, 14 grams of protein and 3,190 milligrams of cholesterol (1,060 percent of the recommended daily allowance).

What's with mixing the measurements - ounces and grams anyway?

Thankfully, this product is not available for sale in Australia. If I wanted to eat pig brains, I'd prefer it fresh and not processed.

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Whole unpeeled large prawns were cheap from the supermarket today, so I bought some (they were raw and defrosted). I cooked them in a wok with hot chilli sauce and ketchup (quick and easy chilli prawns in the shell).

It made me a little sad as plain cooked prawns were one of Fatty's favourites. He used to grab them out of my hands (just as I was about to put one in my mouth).

15 November 2007

man's best friend?

Man's best friend. Could be his best man too, but no, the bitch was his bride. Bizarre. From Associated Press (13 November 2007)

Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement

NEW DELHI (AP) — A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.

P. Selvakumar married the sari-draped former stray named Selvi, chosen by family members and then bathed and clothed for the ceremony Sunday at a Hindu temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, the Hindustan Times newspaper said.

Selvakumar, 33, told the paper he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and hung their bodies from a tree 15 years ago.

"After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," he said in the report.

The paper said an astrologer had told Selvakumar the wedding was the only way he could cure the maladies. It did not say whether his situation had improved.

Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.

The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to the dog, which was wearing an orange sari and a flower garland.

The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun.

Married ... P Selvakumar garlands his 'bride'.

Married ... P Selvakumar garlands his 'bride'.
Photo: AFP

He may yet be reincarnated as a stray dog...

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Emily came over tonight and I made roasted pork belly (marinated in soy sauce, preserved lemon and marmalade), roast potatoes, and quick blanched broccolini and asparagus.

Seeing that we had no more episodes of Kyle XY to watch, we just watched TV, which was Ghost Whisperer and Bionic Woman.

random footy pic


Justin Sherman, round 1 (2007) at the Gabba (versus Hawthorn)

14 November 2007

dumb things to do when you're bored

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment - does this really work?

More from the Things to do when you're bored website.

Okay...

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Happy Wednesday.

13 November 2007

Wedginald on Cheddarvision

Reported by Reuters on 12 November 2007
LONDON (Reuters) - Wedginald, the English cheddar cheese that has become a star of the Internet as it matures live on screen, is up for auction with the proceeds going to charity.

The 44 pound cheese that has attracted 1.65 million viewer hits on www.cheddarvision.tv since it first went on the web late last year has nearly completed its 12-month maturation and will be ready to eat by Christmas, the owners said.

"As a fitting end to the first year of Cheddarvision we at West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers are going to auction Wedginald to the highest bidder and donate all the proceeds to BBC Children in Need," they wrote on the website.

Cheese lovers can get not just a slice of the action but the whole lot by placing their bids on ebay before November 19.

Photo
I like a well matured cheddar. The more mature the better, preferably aged 24 months - vintage.

As for watching cheese age (on the internet)... hmmm. Paint would dry faster. Would you watch that?

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Today was a busy day at work. Two weeks to go before the federal election on 24 November which should mean an hiatus in the bureaucracy. Just not today, nor tomorrow.

Tonight, I'm watching 300.

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Three_Hundred_300/300_movie_image_gerard_butler.jpg