23 December 2008

I want one

Remote control Tarantula
What the RC Tarantula is all about...

Arachnophobics – be warned! The Remote Control Tarantula is out there stalking innocent victims, hungrily feasting on the terrified screams of it's human prey.

Forget the warm-hearted heroine in Charlotte's Web – this hairy-legged hood is enough to make the skin crawl on a department store dummy. Or to put it into a spider lover's language "this is soooo cool!".

RC TarantulaYou control it from an inconspicuous distance with the palm-size remote control "egg". It's so realistic – people won't be able to tell the difference until you're up very close (which most people won't want to be). Those furry legs crawl in a disturbingly spider-esque fashion – creeping, stalking and scurrying across any smooth flat surface. And if that isn't unsettling enough, just wait until it's eyes glow red!

Those who love the thought of owning a tarantula – but are forbidden for some reason – will be in heaven! All you have to do is choose a name – how about Incy-Wincy, Aragog, Miss Muffet or "The Devil's Spawn" (that last one is courtesy of our accountant, who obviously has issues).

Perhaps those with severe arachnophobia shouldn't completely discount owning their own RC Tarantula – it might actually be a great way of desensitising yourself, before you face the real thing.

Order your RC Tarantula now – if not to help you spin your wicked web of practical jokes, then at least to help our accountant whose been standing on his desk for 3 weeks.

Product Specification

The RC Tarantula is approximately 17 x 15 x 4.5 cm in size. It requires 2 x AAA batteries (not included) and the remote operates on 2 x AA batteries (not included).

The remote control spider moves in any direction and features independent leg movement to provide real crawling action. It also has light up eyes and a realistic furry texture.

Recommended for ages 6 and above.





A small revenge on all those people who do not let spiders live in their houses (inside and outside), as I do.

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Today was one of excitement. A doggy visitor (until 31 December), a human visitor (Kim, for lunch), and walks to the shops then markets sans canine.

Another candelabra added to my collection from IKEA. Hmmm... am getting a nice collection going, including a Georg Jensen.

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