rapper names

Why don't rappers use their real names instead of making up ludicrous monikers?

Are people who listen to rap music so stupid that they wouldn't remember a real name like Curtis Jackson instead of 50 cent?

What sort of a name is 50 cent anyway? Why 50 cent (which should be plural) and not one cent? Why not one dollar?

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We have work colleagues located in our state and territory offices in Canberra today and tomorrow for a conference. I managed it last year, but not this year. Meh.